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  1. kingdomy:

Peter Hausner Hansen
  2. oheska:

    so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

    "you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

    and i was like

    "ill get my boyfriend to do it"

    and thats how i came out to my mom

    (Source: southwatertribe, via lucillebluthatheart)

  3. cynicalrunnings:

Daaamn
Preach it

    cynicalrunnings:

    Daaamn

    Preach it

    (via lucillebluthatheart)

  4. awwyeahpugs:

This pug has a tude!

    awwyeahpugs:

    This pug has a tude!

    (via frenchbulldoglove)

  5. awwyeahpugs:

Truff














-This photo was discovered by my lovely friend, Nicole

    awwyeahpugs:

    Truff

    -This photo was discovered by my lovely friend, Nicole

    (via frenchbulldoglove)

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  7. kimiasun:

“My name is @FranklinBlue, and I’m a #FrenchBulldog…” #ilovemypets #obsessed #ilovefrenchies #ilovemyfrenchie #petphotography @vincentmauro

    kimiasun:

    “My name is @FranklinBlue, and I’m a #FrenchBulldog…” #ilovemypets #obsessed #ilovefrenchies #ilovemyfrenchie #petphotography @vincentmauro

    (via frenchbulldoglove)

  8. everything-goes-my-way-85:

    angel-kink:

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    carry-on-my-otp:

    If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

    l tried really hard not to reblog this

    Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

    Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

    Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

    HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

    ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

    THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

    WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

    HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

    AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

    HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

    HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

    A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

    BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

    IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

    BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

    ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

    AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

    AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

    IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

    IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

    THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

    IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

    HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

    AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

    YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

    THAT LAST GIF

    HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

    HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

    BUT HE SURVIVED

    BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

    BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

    FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

    HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

    THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

    BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

    HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

    BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

    THEY WERE ACROBATS.

    THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

    THEY DROPPED HIM.

    LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

    THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

    HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

    if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

    I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE BUSTER KEATON LOVE ON MY DASH YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
    WHERE IS THE BUSTER KEATON FANDOM SHOW ME THE WAY

    The movie The Fall by Tarsem Singh comes to mind whenever I see these gifs.

    He’s my absolute favorite. So so so much respect.

    (via lucillebluthatheart)

  9. gayboyfriencl:

    Texting the bae likeimage

    (via orgasmic-humor)