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  1. sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

    sushinfood:

    ceaselesslyme:

    tastefullyoffensive:

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    I thought this was a metal statue

    instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

    (via lucillebluthatheart)

  2. lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

    lackyannie:

    theangiec:

    This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

    THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

    (Source: theangiec83, via lucillebluthatheart)

  3. lifehackable:

More Tumblr Life Advice Here
  4. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

    image

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via orgasmic-humor)

  5. staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

    staticpoison:

    thanl:

    off-the-wall-geek:

    So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

    that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

    sometimes i really like humans

    (via lucillebluthatheart)

  6. comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

    comfortedalloy4:

    sezja:

    gotothemattresses:

    thefrogman:

    In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

    You can’t possibly say no to that.

    "I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

    so cute

    (Source: 4gifs, via orgasmic-humor)

  7. "Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong."
    American Humane Society (via emotionallyslutty)

    (Source: maninsun, via lucillebluthatheart)